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Mark Cunningham


So Lucy finally asks Charlie Brown, “Are you a nut?” A Kodiak bear, not a Kodak bear—wish I’d heard that right the first time. Choose one: the two main characters in George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead who die and turn into zombies are A) less creepy, or B) more creepy than the extras shuffling around the shopping mall. Earthlight is blue; TV light is blue; therefore Ryan Seacrest is natural. Dear Michael Jackson: I want to be the first person to moon walk on the Moon.